buttonwillow-mckittrick:

Fat girls barely have a safe space where they can love themselves whole heartily without thin girls shaming them or “bbw” blogs dehumanizing& objectifying them and it’s fucking disgusting and needs to stop

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ghostukulele:

*looks at list of trends for fat girls to avoid in a magazine*

*goes out and buys all those trends*

lalalalane:

queersailorscout:

sad-butsassy:

lieucifer:

the only girls that look cute with short hair:

  • all of them
  • every single one of them
  • literally everyone

the only girls that look cute with long hair:

  • all of them
  • every single one of them
  • literally everyone

The only girls that look cute:

  • all of them
  • every single one of them
  • literally everyone

Glad we settled this

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neptunain:

remember when children used to say “i know you are but what am i” bc never in my adult life have i found an incident where that phrase is more appropriate

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sorelatable:

I hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess you didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so

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So this happened at Subway the other day

Me wearing my Pizza John shirt at subway:

Sandwich Artist: Who's that guy?

Me: Um... John Green.

Sandwich Artist: I've heard that name before. Is he like running for president?

Me: No.. He wrote some books. You've probably heard of The Fault In Our Stars.

Sandwich Artist: oh yeah. That thing . Well he should run for president. I'd vote for him, since I take it from your shirt he's a pizza fan. I'm pro pizza.

panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

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bootycap:

imagine a ghost getting brought back to life but they’ve been a ghost for so long that they have trouble adjusting. like, they keep running into walls and doors because they used to be able to just pass through them or they trip down the stairs because they used to float down them and sometimes they trip over their own feet because they forget how to walk all together 

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